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Do What I Do for Big Success!
A deep satirical dive into the perfect routine for making the big bucks
Stories of an individual’s successful writing routine abound. Every night I turn off my computer and they breed like bunnies in the darkness. I figured it was high time I jumped on the bandwagon.
Side note: one of the disadvantages of writing a story using only cliches is from that point forward you realize how often you use cliches in your writing.
Here is my highly successful writing routine for you to analyze and follow in every particular. Hey, I made over $30 last month. That’s cold hard cash sitting in my bank account ready for me to splash out for a meal at Cheesecake Factory with a friend. Of course, we’ll have to wait for it to be safe to go to restaurants again not to mention meeting up with friends. Also, I currently live over 3000 miles from the nearest Cheesecake Factory
My friend will have to pay her own way because I intend to order appetizers and dessert along with my main. $30 only goes so far, people. Still, it’s $30…
