How to Trick a Girl Into Dating You

Mary DeVries
The Haven
Published in
3 min readJan 19, 2021

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If you are too shy to ask someone out just fool them. Guaranteed success.

Photo by Christina Moroz on Unsplash

There’s this girl in my dorm. Beautiful. Single. She says she isn’t interested in a relationship but of course, that can’t be true because girls only say that so people won’t realize how sad they are not to have a boyfriend.

I’m pretty sure she’s the ideal woman for me. I know this because she is female…

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Mary DeVries
The Haven

The older I get, the less I know. That won’t stop me from writing about everything and anything under the sun. Join me in delighting and despairing about life.