I wish this wasn't quite so plausible. Super fun read as is all your satire.

Anyway, Bezos and Musk are going to be using all the rockets to take a few select scientists, actors, and recording artists to the bases on the far side of the moon. No point in keeping those a secret anymore.
Everyone Here At NASA Is Sorry For Sending That Planet-Killer Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth
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I wish this wasn't quite so plausible. Super fun read as is all your satire.
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I delight, despair and write about a life lived around the world. Fueled by Yorkshire Gold tea.
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