Mary DeVriesShould I Stop Buying Nativities? The Collector’s DilemmaCan you have too much baby Jesus in your life?Dec 18, 20234Dec 18, 20234
InThe HavenbyMary DeVriesDoes Everyone Talk to Inanimate Objects or Is It Just Me?Surely Google will have the answerJan 9, 202413Jan 9, 202413
InMind CafebyMary DeVriesThe Lies We Tell Ourselves When Preparing for a Major MoveAfter I Move Everything in My Life Will Be BetterDec 12, 202210Dec 12, 202210
InBreast StoriesbyMary DeVriesWhy is My Only Bra Purple?Somehow I always make a major packing mistakeDec 15, 20229Dec 15, 20229
InThe HavenbyMary DeVriesTop Five Reasons a Japanese Toilet is Vastly Superior to a European BidetEast versus west in an epic battle of the butt blastersFeb 7, 20234Feb 7, 20234
InAge of EmpathybyMary DeVriesWhy Did I Marry This Man and Follow Him Around the World?Marital strife caused by a lifeguarding manual from the 80sMar 23, 202312Mar 23, 202312
InFeediumbyMary DeVriesMedium Needs Constant Reassurance I’m Not a RobotI’m beginning to doubt my humanity myselfSep 13, 20229Sep 13, 20229
InThe MemoiristbyMary DeVriesMy Child Refused to Shake Hands With King CharlesTo be fair, he was only a Prince at the timeSep 15, 202211Sep 15, 202211
InThe HavenbyMary DeVriesHow Did I Not Notice This? I’m the Worst Mom Ever.Her father missed it too.Sep 21, 202220Sep 21, 202220
InAge of EmpathybyMary DeVriesLower Your Standards and Live Your Best LifeLet me be proof that settling for good enough is good for youSep 22, 202212Sep 22, 202212
InCrow’s Feet: Life As We AgebyMary DeVriesThe Brown Sugar is Multiplying Behind My BackTackling my pantry before a major moveSep 26, 202211Sep 26, 202211
In100 Stories by 100 WritersbyMary DeVries#22 — Tandem Bicycles Lead Directly to DivorceRide at your own riskSep 29, 20229Sep 29, 20229
InBlow Your StackbyMary DeVriesCandy Corn is the Best Candy Ever and I Can Prove ItWe are entering Peak Candy Corn Haters SeasonOct 7, 20226Oct 7, 20226
InGlobetrottersbyMary DeVriesThere is No Escape From Bubble TeaIs nowhere safe from globalization?Jul 14, 202214Jul 14, 202214
Mary DeVriesArmed Forces Network PSAs You Have to See to BelieveCreative programming so terrible it’s awesomeJul 21, 20222Jul 21, 20222
InMuddyUmbyMary DeVriesWhy Didn’t Anyone Drink the Toilet Bowl Punch?Throwing a birthday party for my German ShepherdApr 21, 20227Apr 21, 20227
Mary DeVriesHow I Completely Cured My Needle Phobia in Only One DayWarning: my method was a little drastic and definitely not for everyoneJan 13, 20225Jan 13, 20225
InMuddyUmbyMary DeVriesThe Three Trimesters of Coping With the Empty NestWhat to expect when you are 18 years past expectingJan 21, 202213Jan 21, 202213
InThe HavenbyMary DeVriesMy Brothers Stopped Me From Being a StarI had it for one shining moment, then I got demoted to being just MaryDec 8, 20218Dec 8, 20218
InThe HavenbyMary DeVriesStories of Thanksgivings Past to Trot Out When You Need to Steer the Dinner Conversation Back to…Be prepared to avoid conversational catastropheNov 23, 20212Nov 23, 20212