This line was spit my tea out perfection. Love it.

… all honesty, there is so much that can be misconstrued when you sit on someone’s baby by accident. I’ve had people ask me how I managed to plop down upon a baby, and to that, I replied: “Why would any competent mother dress her infant child in a camouflaged onesie?”
Why Is It That You’re Always The Bad Guy When You Sit On A Baby?
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Mary DeVries
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Feb 22, 2021
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This line was spit my tea out perfection. Love it.
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I delight, despair and write about a life lived around the world. Fueled by Yorkshire Gold tea.
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