Your story is hilarious. As I read it with one eye looking for something to cause your high bounce rate I was ready to tell you it must be one of those flukes. Humor is subjective and all that.

But then I read Christine Steven's story. I suspect the problem is you followed her form too closely. If I didn't know and respect you and clicked on this story after having read Christine's I would have clicked away in annoyance pretty quickly.

I would beef up your disclaimer subtitle to make it clear you wrote with her permission.